Comedy
Station:
Crave (CA)
Status:
Running
Start:
2023-09-23
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I Have Nothing follows Carolyn Taylor on a quest to choreograph the perfect full length pairs figure skating routine to Whitney Houston's 1992 iconic hit song "I Have Nothing." Motivated by a teenaged obsession for the 1988 Calgary Olympics (but with no skating knowledge or ability), Carolyn is aided and abetted on her figure-skating journey by BAFTA-winning actor and comedian Mae Martin and Emmy-winning figure skating choreographer Sandra Bezic.
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S1E1 - Package for the Bird
After years of dreaming, Carolyn finally begins her quest to choreograph a pairs figure skating routine. First step: find her skaters.
Air Date: 23 Sep 2023 10:00 (CDT)
S1E2 - Do You Know About The Cold War
Carolyn gets a reality check from some Olympic medalists, but finds her groove with a social media superstar.
Air Date: 23 Sep 2023 10:00 (CDT)
S1E3 - Love Is Pain
Carolyn tries to learn everything she can before her first rehearsal, with the help of some 1988 Olympic skating royalty.
Air Date: 23 Sep 2023 10:00 (CDT)
S1E4 - No Longer A Joke
It's the first rehearsal, and Carolyn is struggling to convince her Olympic skaters that any of this is a good idea.
Air Date: 23 Sep 2023 10:00 (CDT)
S1E5 - Today is Wednesday
With two days left to choreograph, Carolyn throws the skaters an Olympic curveball. Then, suffers separation anxiety when they leave.
Air Date: 23 Sep 2023 10:00 (CDT)
S1E6 - Buffoon Makes Good
Dream and reality collide as Carolyn and her skaters prepare for the final skate. As the night draws closer and the audience loads in, Carolyn tries to stay calm.
Air Date: 23 Sep 2023 10:00 (CDT)