Posh Hotels with Sally and Nigel

Voted the best hotel in the world, the staff outnumber the guests 3-to-1, with horse-drawn carriages and multi-thousand-pound artwork. Nigel and Sally work downstairs before living out their Downton Abbey dreams upstairs.

This swanky West End pad offers a private butler and personal pianist for those prepared to pay. Sally works as a 'pink lady' before being shuffled off to somewhere less high-profile. Nigel must unload 50 cases before the guest checks in.

This Dartmoor country house pampers the pooch as much as the payer, with complimentary doggie clothes, ú500-a-head deerstalking dinners, and a golf ball massage from Bovey's famous championship course.