Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring

Ali Siddiq describes the epidemic of his white neighbors falling off their roofs and explains why he thinks a U.S.-Mexico border wall is a terrible idea.

Dusty Slay reminisces about quitting his job at a buffet restaurant and explains what designated drivers are really like.

Debra DiGiovanni wonders why people think leather is an inherently sexy material and reveals her favorite genre of porn.

Sean Patton explains why marijuana won't lead to worse decisions and speculates why surgeons listen to Korn during operations.

Rosebud Baker details why her year has been so terrible, including the death of two pets and a breakup.

Brandon Wardell explains why sex is so boring for him, recalls wooing a date with reruns of "To Catch a Predator" and wonders why stepmom porn is so popular now.

Amy Miller chats about why she loves being plus size in Los Angeles and remembers dealing with a violent vegan as a waitress.

Rob Haze appreciates Cardi B's political rants and wonders why new words are still being added to the dictionary.

Blair Socci chastises men who eat overcooked steak and recalls her ex-boyfriend's odd obsession with her athletic past.

Teddy Ray realizes how often he accidentally quotes the movie "Antwone Fisher" and tells everyone to be themselves, even if that means wanting to be someone else.

Matty Ryan recalls yawning at the same time someone next to him sneezed and makes his case for why greyhounds are basically aliens.

Mitra Jouhari lays out her surprising take on William Shakespeare and asks if anyone in the crowd wants to be her roommate.

Jak Knight reveals the sex act that young straight guys get wrong and admits he doesn't relate to Chance the Rapper's hardcore spirituality.

Mo Welch gets ahead of the sexist trolls who will likely comment on this video and recalls coming out to her mom.