Danny and Mick

Naomi is stressing out about running her first kids party at the leisure centre, and Danny and Mick aren't helping – especially after they accidently make Walter Whizz the party entertainer 'magically vanish'. With a host of kids desperate for a pirate party, there is only one thing for it - boys and girls, please welcome Captain Danny the Pirate Magician and his lovely assistant Mick!

It's the annual five-a-side challenge match against the rival leisure centre, and team captain Lance knows exactly what position to play Danny and Mick in: the laundry room, well away from anywhere they can do anything that will cost them the game. However, a tiny accident with the kit leads to a mass walk-out from the team, and it's up to Danny, Mick, and three other dummies to take to the field for the beautiful game and become leisure centre legends!

Joy wants to check up on Danny and Mick, so has called in a mystery undercover customer to keep them on their toes. The boys think they can beat this test by working out who the undercover customer is - but there are a lot of needy customers in the centre today, and it could be anybody. So, one by one, Danny and Mick set out to narrow down the list of suspects in their own chaotic way!

Joy has a new fitness device for Danny and Mick and wants to test them out to see if they are as fit as they should be. When Lance gets in on the action she decides to make a competition with a prize for the contestant who does the most steps by the end of the day. Mick takes it very seriously indeed, Lance is confident he will win and Danny comes up with more and more imaginative ways to cheat. Come closing time it's anyone's guess who has put their best foot forward.

Joy is being particularly harsh on the boys - well, they did just spray ketchup on her best and only party dress - so to cheer Mick up, Danny puts on the freshly cleaned dress to do a silly impression of her. When the zip gets stuck and Danny is unable to get the dress off again, it seems like their day cannot get any worse. Which is when Mick gets his tie caught in the dress's zip while trying to unstick it.

Joy has a Valentine's Day date and has ordered the boys to turn the café into a romantic restaurant. Just as they are finishing up Clive arrives - he also has a date and wants some top tips. Danny and Mick are happy to help until they find out Clive's date is with Joy! It's bad enough having her as a boss, the boys don't want to start calling her mummy too! Can they break the happy couple up before the date is over?

Ellie is a keen young work experience student and Danny and Mick are in charge. It seems like Ellie wants to do everything and Danny and Mick are only too happy to let her! They leave her waist-deep in chores and head off to have some fun. However, when Naomi finds out what they have done she and Ellie decide it's time to teach the boys a lesson in hard work.

Lady Fortesque has lost her diamond ring and Joy is in a panic. She tasks Danny and Mick with searching the leisure centre. Luckily Mick is head of security and he stumbles across the ring in the café. Problem solved, Joy heads off to call Lady Fortesque who comes to collect her ring with a reporter from the newspaper. Unfortunately Mick has lost the ring again. Can Danny make his way through the soft play to get the ring back?

Stuff is going missing in the leisure centre. As head of security, Joy tasks Mick with getting to the bottom of it. That means spending a night in the leisure centre all alone, or with Danny - Mick isn't sure what's worse. Together the boys vow to keep an eye out and get to the bottom of this mystery once and for all. However, with a sleepwalking Joy prowling the corridors it seems like everyone is going to get more than they bargained for in the morning!

There's a horrible snotty fever going around the leisure centre and it's catching fast. To make matters worse it's the day of the gymnastics competition. When the Pottsfield's team get snotty it looks like their chances of winning anything are gone. However, Danny and Mick won't let that happen - it's time to jump into a leotard and show everyone what they've got!