Ideal

With his pregnant girlfriend living in a lesbian relationship, Moz shifts his attentions to his new neighbour, Judith. Meanwhile, Cartoon Head has lined up a special surprise for Derrick's stag party.

Moz wakes up next to someone shocking, discovers two hundred pairs of trainers in his living room, fills his kitchen with foam, and finds out that his landlord is on the way round.

Is Moz falling for his new neighbour, Judith? Is he being haunted by the ghost of Craig? And, more importantly, where can he hide the PC's crop of marijuana plants?

Moz makes a startling discovery about his new love. Scary OAP Mrs Coneybear arrives to perform a seance, and a plain clothes cop becomes trapped in the loft.

Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul try to get Moz involved in their kidnapping plan. Moz point blank refuses, until he receives a visit from terrifying gang boss Stemroach.

With a kidnap victim stashed in the flat, Moz tries to deflect a succession of unwanted guests. But his world is bent even further out of shape when the magic mushrooms kick in.

When the PC tips him off about an imminent drugs bust, Moz has to get rid of every last scrap of evidence. Meanwhile, Colin falls in love and Nicki goes into labour.

Nicki wants to leave Moz, Judith wants to go out with him, the PC wants to fight him, and the gang want to pay him. But all Moz really wants is for the fire brigade to hurry up.