Motorway Patrol

A motorway cyclist says he's riding 170 kilometres on his BMX with no gears, a swerving sportsman has downed some brews after training and an intriguing modified bike that carries a wheelchair.

A diabetic emergency causes a crash, a drugged man takes a snooze by the motorway and a drunk woman decides to pee in full view.

A breakdown blocks the fast lane and a second car crashes into it, motorists mouth off and a witness mysteriously emerges from the roadside shrubbery.

Officers are used to canines, felines, and bovines, but now there's a panda on the motorway. A man makes a mad dash to retrieve a mattress and a mound of melons strains the suspension.