Samurai Pizza Cats

The Samurai Pizza Cats are a trio of crime fighting superheros in Little Tokyo Japan.

Theme Song

Will somebody please cue that bird
Samurai Pizza Cats ("Oh Yeah")
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni
Samurai Pizza Cats ("Right On")
They're stamping out crime, and you know that ain't balogna
There's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch ("That's Right!")
A heck of a fighter, makes a heck of a lunch
And little Polly Esther, who's never afraid ("That's Me")
Of going into battle when the bad guys invade
Here's Guido Anchovy, a wild, romantic rover
This cat gets down, down with a love hangover
Here come the Pizza Cats
They're so bad ("Tada")
They've got more fur than any turtle ever had
They're stronger than old cheese ("Stronger than Old Cheese")
They're stronger than dirt ("Stronger than dirt")
If you step on their tails ("Not on my tail")
Then you're gonna get hurt ("Don't Hurt Me")
Samurai Pizza Cats
They're fighting crime...
All over town - 4... 3... 2... 1...
Pizza Cats are on the run
The Big Cheese is the villain who lower than low
It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo
We've got our nasty Bad Bird and some nasty Ninja Crows
As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show
Sit right back, put up your feet, and turn the sound up high
And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza pie
Samurai Pizza Cats!