The Windsors

Prince Charles tries to keep his family in order, but Wills wants to mingle with the people. Pippa, resentful at her sister for bagging a Prince, uses her 'fantastic arse' to lure Harry. In an attempt to be accepted by the Royals, Kate volunteers to help Harry with his fancy dress charity ball at Buckingham Palace. Prince Edward is babysitting for Wills and Kate, while Fergie, intent on partying like it's 1982, enlists Beatrice and Eugenie's help to sneak into the ball. Camilla, alarmed at Wills and Kate's popularity, makes sure Kate's party planning backfires by giving her a costume that goes down very badly with the ball's beneficiaries. Wills crash lands the helicopter just in time, but has he landed in a constitutional crisis?

Kate catches Ebola on a humanitarian mission and when Wills rushes to her bedside, his meddling father Prince Charles quashes his long-held air ambulance dreams. Beatrice and Eugenie's new careers as internet make-up sensations are dashed when they discover that the animal face paint they applied for the fancy dress ball doesn't actually come off. Horrified at the thought of being papped while out shopping, they devise an extreme plan.

When a stranger claims that Prince Charles is his father, Charles questions who will be second in line to the throne after him. Wills and Kate shun their royal life and move to her dream semi in Rickmansworth. A pregnant Camilla, however, has other ideas... Meanwhile, Beatrice and Eugenie do the parent trap to try to get Fergie and Andrew back together again, but an international PR crisis looks set to end any hope of reconciliation. Pippa is seriously miffed when Prince Harry looks set to marry the Australian Prime Minister's daughter - can Harry save the Commonwealth? Will best man Prince Edward remember the rings? Or will the funny feeling in Harry's tummy turn out to be more than IBS?

The family proves itself as 'in touch' as ever as Charles and Camilla try to pass themselves off as lefties, Beatrice nearly kills herself trying to do an actual office job, and Harry gets so drunk trying to distract himself from the fact that Pippa has seemingly moved on with another man that he ends up in a Latvian hospital. Can Edward rescue him, and can Harry win Pippa back before she takes a turn up the aisle with the new object of her affections?

Wills has become disillusioned with his role and calls for a referendum on the abolition of the monarchy, and the family take sides in a battle over the nation's future. The younger royals support abolition, while Charles and Camilla fight to maintain the status quo. Camilla resorts to a campaign of dirty tricks and uncovers some shocking news about Kate.

The final episode of the outrageous comedy soap opera about Britain's most famous family, from the writers of Star Stories... the Royal family as you've never seen them before... Since the public voted to abolish the monarchy, it seems Britain has become a dystopian nightmare, with Beatrice and Eugenie fighting to the death in a posh Hunger Games. Without the vital checks and balances the monarchy provided, President George Osborne has been able to impose extreme austerity. Can Wills save his family and his nation before Britain is sold to the Chinese?