Thieves Like Us

Bex and Ollie have a lucrative job lined up - a warehouse full of widescreen televisions and an eager buyer with cash on the hip. The only problem is that Mel's on the warpath. Bex doesn't know what he's done, only what will happen to him and his lucrative deal if Mel ever catches up with him.

Mel has an important meeting in the morning but she can't get to sleep. A neighbour's burglar alarm is ringing across the road and no one's home to turn it off. The police don't care and her earplugs are useless. Perhaps her good-for-nothing burglar boyfriend is good for something after all.

Electric's house has been turned over and among the items nicked is a precious antique teapot. Electric wants it back and he isn't kidding. Bex and Ollie must help him recover his property or find another buyer for their gear.

Bex and Ollie are banged up in the cells and they've got Norris and Roland for neighbours. Weasel's confident he finally has the lot of them at last, but then again he hasn't reckoned on the lengths to which their brief will go to get his clients off and earn his fee.

Mel's 13-year-old cousin, Wayne, has his bike thrown in the river by Premiership bad boy, Claude Delacroix, for allegedly scratching his sports car. Mel wants an apology, and Bex and Ollie are the guys to get it.

Bex and Ollie have job interviews with a telesales firm. Mel tries to find out why Weasel is searching for them.