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Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

Genres: Comedy
Station: CBS (US)
Rating: 8.08/10 from 25 users
Status: Ended
Start: 2003-09-22

Two and a Half Men Season 1 Air Dates

Tuesday
Sep 23, 2003

01:00
S01E01 - Pilot Air Date: Sep 23, 2003 01:00 - 22 years ago

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

Tuesday
Sep 30, 2003

01:00
S01E02 - Big Flappy Bastards Air Date: Sep 30, 2003 01:00 - 22 years ago

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

Tuesday
Oct 07, 2003

01:00
S01E03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Air Date: Oct 07, 2003 01:00 - 22 years ago

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father. 

Tuesday
Oct 14, 2003

01:00
S01E04 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap Air Date: Oct 14, 2003 01:00 - 21 years ago

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

Tuesday
Oct 21, 2003

01:00
S01E05 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump Air Date: Oct 21, 2003 01:00 - 21 years ago

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

Tuesday
Oct 28, 2003

02:00
S01E06 - Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Air Date: Oct 28, 2003 02:00 - 21 years ago

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.

Tuesday
Nov 04, 2003

02:00
S01E07 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Air Date: Nov 04, 2003 02:00 - 21 years ago

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

Tuesday
Nov 11, 2003

02:00
S01E08 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Air Date: Nov 11, 2003 02:00 - 21 years ago

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Tuesday
Nov 18, 2003

02:00
S01E09 - Phase One, Complete Air Date: Nov 18, 2003 02:00 - 21 years ago

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

Tuesday
Nov 25, 2003

02:00
S01E10 - Merry Thanksgiving Air Date: Nov 25, 2003 02:00 - 21 years ago

When Charlie's favorite ex announces that she is going to get married Charlie attempts to win her back. Tensions arise at a family Thanksgiving.

Tuesday
Dec 16, 2003

02:00
S01E11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Air Date: Dec 16, 2003 02:00 - 21 years ago

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.

Tuesday
Jan 06, 2004

02:00
S01E12 - Camel Filters + Pheromones Air Date: Jan 06, 2004 02:00 - 21 years ago

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.

Tuesday
Jan 13, 2004

02:00
S01E13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan Air Date: Jan 13, 2004 02:00 - 21 years ago

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.

Tuesday
Feb 03, 2004

02:00
S01E14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas Air Date: Feb 03, 2004 02:00 - 21 years ago

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.

Tuesday
Feb 10, 2004

02:00
S01E15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) Air Date: Feb 10, 2004 02:00 - 21 years ago

Despite Alan's warning, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie that he meets at the garage.

Tuesday
Feb 17, 2004

02:00
S01E16 - That Was Saliva, Alan (2) Air Date: Feb 17, 2004 02:00 - 21 years ago

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.

Tuesday
Feb 24, 2004

02:00
S01E17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Air Date: Feb 24, 2004 02:00 - 21 years ago

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

Tuesday
Mar 02, 2004

02:00
S01E18 - An Old Flame with a New Wick Air Date: Mar 02, 2004 02:00 - 21 years ago

One of Charlie's ex-girlfriends is now a man. It gets better: He starts dating Evelyn, who's clueless about his past history with her son.

Tuesday
Mar 23, 2004

02:00
S01E19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Air Date: Mar 23, 2004 02:00 - 21 years ago

Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.

Tuesday
Apr 20, 2004

01:00
S01E20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Air Date: Apr 20, 2004 01:00 - 21 years ago

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.

Tuesday
May 04, 2004

01:00
S01E21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing Air Date: May 04, 2004 01:00 - 21 years ago

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.

Tuesday
May 11, 2004

01:00
S01E22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet Air Date: May 11, 2004 01:00 - 21 years ago

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.

Tuesday
May 18, 2004

01:00
S01E23 - Just Like Buffalo Air Date: May 18, 2004 01:00 - 21 years ago

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.

Tuesday
May 25, 2004

01:00
S01E24 - Can You Feel My Finger? Air Date: May 25, 2004 01:00 - 21 years ago

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

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