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Mark throws his hat into the ring as an Ad Man after being shown up by a group of execs at his favorite bar. He and Hank get internships at a local company, but Mark decides to start a rival firm after Hank is promoted ahead of him. Meanwhile, Mernft Man tries to clear his debts to the Russian mob by getting Tammy to pull the plug on a mobster who's on life support after a near fatal car accident.

After feeling slighted by a Navy recruiter, Mark sets out to join an elite unit of the Marines, only to be thwarted by his inability to properly make a bed. David teams up with a Veteran, hoping to ghost write the next American Sniper and can no longer distinguish fantasy from reality as his subject reveals stories from his past that are stranger than fiction.

When unemployed brothers Mark and Hank Hoagies go deer hunting to try their new high-tech crossbow, they run into Doug, one of their former friends who is also secretly a murderer. As Doug tries to discreetly kill Mark and Hank, Mark accidentally murders him with the crossbow while hunting a deer, forcing Mark and Hank to decide what to do next. Meanwhile, Mark's neighbor David is a proclaimed vegetarian struggling to keep deer from eating his garden.

Mark goes into business with Gary & Barry's Water Ice Shoppe, a Glantontown institution, when faced with being deprived of his favorite summer snack during their annual winter closure.