Witless

After stumbling upon a gangland shooting, flatmates Leanne and Rhona enter the Witness Protection programme… but unbeknownst to them, the criminal gang are tracking them down.

When they learn that a corrupt cop has leaked their safe house location the girls have no choice but to go on the run. But before they've even managed to get out the door they've got two big problems: hit-man Benny is moments away and they've just accidentally shot their overbearing neighbour Jackie.

Trapped and unable to trust the police, they'll have to solve this dilemma on their own. Can Leanne's dubious acting skills help them to make an escape before their assailant closes in?

Having stowed away in a caravan, Leanne and Rhona wake up to find themselves hurtling full speed down the motorway… but where are they heading, who is the mysterious driver, and how will they escape this accidental road trip?

Meanwhile, DJ Sound as F*** proves he has balls and earns a new found respect from the gang, much to the annoyance of Benny; and with news of Ian's death reaching their formidable head honcho, Willy Whelan, the gang are gathered together and ordered to find the girls.

It's time for Rhona and Leanne to find out the truth about Patrick's shady criminal connections – and Leanne has a bombshell of her own for her ex-lover.

In Bristol, after a visit from DC Wilton, a desperate DJ Sound as F*** comes up with an outlandish plan to frame his nemesis for Appraisal's murder. And, determined to uncover the identity of the illusive, Charlie Little Pockets, Benny pays a visit to Jackie… but will she betray her former friends?

Rhona and Leanne hatch a daredevil plan to get out of Witness Protection and back to their old lives. Patrick is willing to go to extreme lengths to help them, but Rhona is keeping a secret that could scupper everything - and it's proving hard to keep schtum.

Meanwhile, DJ sound as F*** is chuffed to be given a new job by gang boss Willy Whelan and the police investigation in to Appraisal's disappearance takes an unexpected turn.

Posing as mourners, a disguised Leanne and Rhona attempt to infiltrate gang member Ian's funeral, taking them to the heart of the gang and face to face with brutal boss, Willy Whelan. But they'll have to act fast - their mouthy neighbour Jackie has some information that could blow their cover.

Meanwhile, with the evidence stacking up against him, DJ Sound as F*** struggles to evade the police. In this nail biting series finale, we find out whether Leanne and Rhona can pull off their audacious plan and make it out alive.