Barney Miller

When Barney and the detectives arrive at the squad room and find it vandalized, Barney suspects the guilty party is Levitt. Meanwhile, Wojo and Dietrich assist a television executive when he is assaulted at a coffee shop.

When a rookie patrolman mistakenly shoots at Harris, thinking he was a burglar, his colleagues have to deal with the fallout. Meanwhile, Wojo arrests an out of work stockbroker who was on the streets, working as a beggar.

When Wojo brings in a shoplifting suspect, it turns out he's wanted by the FBI for being a war protesting radical from the 1960's. Harris and Dietrich bring in a burglar who attempts to get the detectives to make jokes about his weight.

Christmas is rapidly approaching and Barney is facing the harsh reality that he'll be spending the holiday alone. Meanwhile, the detectives bring in a claustrophobic suspect and competing toy executives who got involved in a fight.

Harris is tasked with helping a woman whose shoes were stolen off her feet while waiting for a bus. Wojo and Dietrich bring in an aging Indian who creates a disturbance by stating his final wish to die in Central Park.

When a series of articles are published, insinuating police corruption amongst the various precincts of the NYPD, Lt. Scanlon brings a lie detector to the squad room to root out the dirty detectives. Meanwhile, Barney suspects a fur dealer's robbery report isn't truthful.

Wojo brings in an unemployed former spy for disorderly conduct at an employment office, and soon holds them hostage. Dietrich and Harris arrest a business owner and mime following a scuffle.

A wife arrives at the twelfth precinct, looking for the detectives help in talking her husband out of becoming a soldier of fortune. Meanwhile, Wojo and his girlfriend Nancy take a big step and move in together, resulting in him starting to have second thoughts about it.

Wojo and Nancy struggle to adjust living together.

As Harris fills out a robbery report for a Hasidic Jew who was a target of a diamond theft, Barney starts to feel his are when Wojo brings in an aging Olympic hopeful who causes a scene practicing the javelin in Central Park and he makes a comment about his age and physique.

The detectives at the twelfth precinct try to track down a counterfeiter and find out why he's passing phony bills. Wojo and Levitt get called to a medical office after a man attacks a cosmetic surgeon after he discovers she had work done while he was on a business trip.

When the detectives hold an open house for the twelfth precinct, the only guests they have are a handful of vagrants. Wojo and Harris work on tracking down a serial arsonist at the nearby piers. When Barney announces to the guys that he's moving back home, he's in for a surprise when the hotel informs him he won't be getting his deposit back.

When a robbery suspect is brought in by Wojo, the detectives soon discover he is in the witness protection program after testifying against the mob. After he and Dietrich get shot at while on a call, Harris realizes his partner saved his life and starts acting strangely as a result.

When Dietrich and Levitt bring in a broker firm employee accused of embezzlement, the owner is reluctant to press charges and would rather handle the crime internally. Harris and Wojo have to take the statement from a young doctor brought in for causing a scene at the apartment of an Obeah woman he claims placed a voodoo curse on him.

The men of the twelfth precinct are working the graveyard shift and have to deal with several crises, one of which includes a bomb threat downstairs and an insomiac who caused a disturbance at a nearby drugstore.

Following the death of their cast mate Jack Soo, the men of the 12th Precinct come together to remember some of their favorite moments working with him.